买给老婆的礼物

Three men are sitting at a bar and are discussing what present they bought for their wives.
三个男人正在酒吧中讨论他们买给自己老婆的礼物。

The first says: "i bought something which goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds"
第一个男人说：「我买了一个可以在六秒内从0到100的东西」

The other 2 guys don't know what he's talking about so he reveals "I bought her a nice Porche"
另两个男人不知道他指的是什么，所以他揭露答案：「我买给我老婆一台相当不错
的...保时捷」

The second guy says: "i bought something which goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds
第二个男人也说：「我买了个可以在四秒内从0到100的东西。」

"That HAS to be a Ferrari - right? "
「那一定是法拉利，对吧？」

"Yeah thats right! i bought my wife a nice red Ferrari"
答对了！我买给我老婆一台相当棒的红色法拉利」

The third one says " i bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in just 2 seconds
第三个男人开口说：「我买给我老婆一个在两秒内从0-100的东西。」

"THAT CAN'T BE - The Ferrari is the fastest car in the world?!"
「不可能的！法拉利是世界上最快的车种了！」

"Well - it's not a car, but ..."
「恩 ...那不是一台车啦...那是.....」

看图后会笑死.....